12.14.2008

The secret life of sororities: Day two with Becca

Day two of my trip was jammed packed with scandal and seduction. Not really, but we did tour a sorority house. In preparation of the sorority that will be coming to the campus at NNU next fall, Becca and I got a sorority 101 lesson from Becca's friend Jordan. We already have some pretty b.a. plans in the works for Kappa Gamma Yahweh. As the Future Lord Mothers of KkΓγ3, we have been hard at work learning the way of the sorority from Jordan. We learned all about making legit secrets that will make everyone want to be in KkΓγ3. Let me tell you, we got some goooooooood secrets. We are also currently searching for a founder. We will be accepting applications for membership in the Early fall of 2009. At that time, we will also be accepting applications for availiable leadership positions such as Nutrition chair, Recycling chair, Social chair, Lord Mother Birthday Party Chair, Community Relations Chair, Chaplain, Sexual Educator (this spot is reserved for Aimee Cork pending her union with Phil Antilla), and Secretary/Treasurer.

*Please see Lord Mother Becca Deitz or Lord Mother Aubrey Webb if you have any questions.


3 comments:

Unknown said...

Girlfriend, you are a very good writer and very funny!!

Claire said...

i mean... i know more about sex then aimee probably does by now.... just sayin.

Aubrey said...

We know that Claire...we were just concerned that you might not be able to show up to the meetings. Don't be offended.